功夫再高，也怕菜刀

第一章 内功——不露声色

1.A Girl Just Like Mother

2.Ask for a Day Off

3.The Work Qualification Test

4.Dialog Between Woman and Man

5.Things Have Been Okay

6.Doggie Contest

7.Lucky Mother

8.It Is Kind of Fitting

9.It Worked

10.Is She Pregnant

11.The Way to Chase away Chickens

12.Three Pastors

13.A Smart Boy

14.Whose Son Is the Greatest

15.The Death of Grandfather

16.Which Woman Loves Me Most

17.Post Cards

第二章 外功——明目张胆

1.Nest and Hair

2.Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife

3.A Brave Boy

4.The Revenge

5.Questions for George Bush

6.Madonna， Britney and Christina

7.How Much for a Season Pass

8.Ways and Means

9.A Hasty Interrupon

10.Psychiatrist

11.I Hung Him up to Dry

12.Two Soldiers

13.This Hole in the Ground

14.This Is Marriage All About

15.What a Rat Looked Like

第三章 硬功——铜墙铁壁

1.Hillary Clinton‘s Hometown

2.Wrong Number

3.Stung by a Bee

4.A Tought Teacher

5.Just Helpless

6.Bad Dreams

7.First Lesson

8.He Prefers

9.He Was Only Wrong by Two

10.New Year Resolution

11.Whose Dog Was the Smartest

12.A Nail or a Fly

13.This Alligator Is Not Wearing Any Shoes Either

14.Get a Job

15.Help Wanted

16.Three Very Tough Mice

第四章 轻功——蜻蜓点水

1.Only One Cake Left

2.Little John Buys the Bread

3.Girl’s Name

4.Who‘s the First Man

5.Do You See

6.The Swimmer

7.The Most Beautiful Thing

8.Change is Coming

9.The Smell of Fresh Blood

10.My Wife Told Me to Stand Here

11.How Many Can be Discharged

12.How Much Is It

13.I Will See to the Rest

14.He Lowered Her Chair Six Inches

15.The Cat and the Saucer

16.A Heavy Sleeper

第五章 气功——运用自如

1.A Strange Creature

2.A Panda Walks into a Bar

3.Surgeons

4.Class， Lass and Ass

5.Questions & Answers

6.Math and Highway Patrol

7.For the Sick

8.I， You and She

9.Synonym=Bad Language

10.Go Ahead

11.On Miracle

12.Logic Reasoning

13.What Is Your Name

14.Women

15.How to Tell the Weather

16.Cat and Mouse

17.Blind Bunny

第六章 终极菜刀术——前仰后合

1.Whose Father Is Stronger

2.The Impact of Computers

3.The Long and Short of It

4.Who Killed Abraham Lincoln

5.Like The Way You Think

6.When the Air Conditioner Malfunctioned

7.Late for Work

8.Business Just Started

9.Ambitious Mother

10.I Am Dead

11.The Talking Frog

12.Pamela Anderson Hurt All Over

13.St Peter’s Question

14.Post Haste

15.Be Careful What You Wish For

16.Responses

17.Pink Suit Sale

18.First Flight

19.Very Pleased to Meet You

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