Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking(摇摆) in a chair on his porch(走廊). "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink ten bottles of whiskey(威士忌) a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."