I watch TV for sixteen or seventeen hours a day.I also do some exercise every day.I take Tina, the dog, for a walk every afternoon.I don't go far, of course.I walk to the wall outside my house.I always take my portable TV and I sit on the stone wall while the dog walks round in a circle.

Of course, I couldn't live this lifestyle without a good wife.She's not here now because she's working, but she always makes my meals.We haven't got much money, you know, but we're happy.Sit down and watch TV.Here's the remote control.You've got

the world at your feet.And in your hand.Great！”