Once upon a time, there (1)______ a very funny story among three people, the King, the Queen and a servant. One day, as soon as the King entered the palace, he called in a servant and told him he had to have some important papers immediately. Soon came back the servant with a stack of official-looking papers, but (2)______this, the King threw them away at once and shouted: "No, no, no bring my important papers!" The servant dashed out and in a minute re-entered with a newspaper in his hand. This time, to his (3)______, the King tore it into halves and cried: "No, (4)______fool! I must have my important papers RIGHT NOW!!!" However, like the first and second time, the servant failed to bring the King what he wanted several times. Even the Queen didn't know what her husband wanted and just (5)______ a page from her book and offered it to King. The King moved around in his chair, crossed and (6)_____his legs and seemed very anxious. At last, the servant (7)_______ out a roll of toilet paper. He was puzzled and (8)_______whether the King needed it or not. On the contrary, upon getting it, the King ran out as fast as possible. So can you guess what happened to the King?

III. 根据对话内容及所给单词首字母写出单词的正确形式。

Stand-up for your health

A: As we all know stand-up is one of the most well-known and well-loved types of comedy. Can you tell us what is special about it?

B: A comedian is always right in front of the audience, (1) t______ directly to audience members, making fun of an audience member or deciding to tell different jokes in (2)r_______ to the actions of an audience. There are four main (3) t______ of such comedy.

A: What are the four main types?

B: They are observational, prop, (4) p_______ and impressionist. Observational comedians make jokes about humorous things (5) o________ daily by them; prop ones tell jokes by using props. Physical ones use their bodies to joke, while impressionist comedians act or speak like a well-known person.

A: Do you know any famous comedian? And what has made him or her so famous?

B: Billy Crystal, a famous actor and having (6)h_______ the Academy Awards eight times, enjoys stand-up very much. He has excellent ability to improvise, who thinks quickly and makes new jokes about things and people (7) a_______ him. Stand-up can make people laugh and (8) h______.